• Doctor: Are you sexually active?
  • Me: Ha
  • Me: Hahahaha
  • Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
  • Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
  • Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
  • Me: FORGET THAT, JESUS TAKE THE WHOLE GOD DAMN CAR
  • Me: Hahaha
  • Me: Haaa....
  • Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
  • Me: No, no I am not.
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Dave Cooper + Adventure Time is a match made in heaven.

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Notice how all of humanity has just gone downhill since they declared that Pluto was not a planet anymore

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bonging:

im legit going into that exact shop now when i get back

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10 characters I love -> Simon Bellamy (Misfits)

“They say a person speaks on average 15000 words a day. Can that be true? I used to go through whole days without saying a word.”

“You sold your powers?[..] You shouldn’t be doing this,we were given them for a reason! [..] It’s like in Superman II when Superman gives up his powers so that he can be with Lois Lane [..] and General Zod took over the world!”

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